What to say during sex
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang
Two lasers hit the moon.
In this case targeted at LRO (the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter), they help NASA to monitor satellite position.
via National Aeronautics and Space Administration - NASA
gonna murder you and your whole family
( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ✿ You dropped this
(◕△◕ ) !!!
( ´ ▽ ` )~✿ (◕﹏◕ ) T-thank you
(◕﹏◕✿) ヘ(´ ▽ ` ) please take care of it okay?
(✿◕‿◕) (´ ▽ ` ノ)
(✿◕‿◕) ヾ( ´ ▽ ` ) I need to go now, please stay safe!
(✿◕‿◕) ( ´ ▽ ` )
this is the fucking cutest thing made with japanese emotes omg
liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret
i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO